Pool Party~ [Open]

[trueempress]

Who: Everyone
What: Pool Party
When: January 12th
Where: Indoor water park
Rating: PG-13 at most

'There is an indoor, heated water park. It has enormous slides and a hot tub and is amazingly comfortable. I propose we all attend today at some point.

-Sanaki Kirsch Altina'

Sanaki sent out that message, then retired to the water park for a day full of fun to escape from the cold outdoors. How amazing were the creations of this modern age!

[Tag around, make stuff up about the indoor water park, have fun~]

Comments

[inconversable]

[Sitting on her knees at the edge of the pool... there is a girl. A girl wearing a black swimsuit.

She is currently engaged in a staring contest with the water's surface.

Staring.

Blankly.

Into that pool's very soul.

Doesn't it make you want to push her in...?]

[unknownrival]

[Nope.]

Something fascinating?

[inconversable]

[Hakuno slowly turns her head to look up at Issei.

Oh, it's the Pres. I really don't want to admit this, but... At the very least, I know he won't laugh.

With the usual flat tone, she movingly confides to him a most grievous secret:]

... I don't remember if I can swim.

[unknownrival]

Hm. That is a problem. Start in the shallow end?

[inconversable]

[Blink.

Wow... That's a painfully simple solution. I feel like an idiot for not thinking of that.

Aaaand to reflect her inner thoughts, her expression becomes slightly sulky.]

Yeah...

[Better head to that side of the pool, then...]

[unknownrival]

Happy to help.

[He's not amused, really.]

[yewbow]

[Who needs pushing when you have your hand-crafted water balloons.

Throwing them silently at the dry girl. Two balloons instead of one. Don't you remember this trick, Hakuno?]

[inconversable]

[Yes, and she fell for it again. She manages to lean back to dodge the first one, but the second balloon pelts her squarely in the head. She'll just... sit there... stoically. Dripping wet.

WHILE HER FACE IS LIKE STONE, HER DELICATE MAIDEN HEART CRIES PROFUSELY. She stands up to prepare herself for the inevitable additional attacks.]

... Archer.

[yewbow]

[Additional attacks, you said? Sadly, nothing's coming at your way anymore.

Well, except one pink-colored water balloon, served with cold water and mustard. Plus, an Archer approaching.]

I wanna say the 'one and only', but we've got four Archers here. Still correct nonetheless.

[In his hand? Bags of water balloons.]

[inconversable]

[When she sees no further attack, she foolishly lets her guard down... only to get pelted in the face again.

Crap, that's cold!

Bro that strikeout better mean nonexistence because she will suplex you if it doesn't. Okay, there is only one way to retaliate. IT IS ON. Hakuno will attempt to dive in and snatch some ammo away from him. Even though this may be a bad idea.]

[yewbow]

[BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.




Yeah, like he'll let you do so, Hakuno. There's only one thief between the two of us, and he is the one. Good thing that he is kinda taller than you, so he'll take advantage of it by putting the balloons on top of his head.

Good thing there's no GARcher to mock the other Archer's height.]

[hellburner]

[SHOVE]

[inconversable]

Ah.

[---was all she managed to get out before she tips over the edge. SPLASH!

....

....

....

The bubbles on the surface have stopped.

....

....

She's not coming back up.

DEAD END. You're a monster.]

[hellburner]

...Oh, you've got to be screwing with me.

[Juuuust gonna be reaching around in there to drag your ass back out, Hakuno. Possibly by the hair.]

The hell are you doing there if you can't even float?

[inconversable]

[Ow, woman! Why in the hell did you choose to pull me out that way?!

COUGH COUGH. Once Hakuno manages to stop being too busy with drowning, she gives Rider the most irritation a vacant stare can give.]

I was trying to remember if I can swim.

Thanks for helping me find the answer.

[hellburner]

Always glad to be of help.

[Only not.]

[Also hi I'm in a skull and crossbones bikini.]

[assaultedramen]

[Hakuno should know that the threat does not come from without the pool, it comes from within. On seeing Hakuno spacing out, Miki will submerge and begin to swim towards the edge where Hakuno is sitting, gaining speed as she advances.]

[inconversable]

[Wait.

Hakuno knows this feeling. That one feelings she always experiences while running through the Arena back in the Moon Cell. The feeling of something charging towards her...

With the same vacant expression, Hakuno quickly stands up in attempt to step back and away from the pool.]

[assaultedramen]

[Dang, she felt My presences, Miki though to herself, gotta think about another plan.

Unfortunately the time to think about the plan is short as Miki is moving fast and the wall is approaching swiftly.

Bonk.

Miki floats up a few seconds later, face down in the water.]

[inconversable]

[O h . She knew it. Though Hakuno is still wary, she'll at least offer a very deadpan, but sincere:]

... Are you okay?

[assaultedramen]

[Glub]

[Miki isn't moving]

[kitsunemimi]

Iyaa, my dear Master, finally, in the flesh! ♥

[ Speaking of flesh. Have a fox girl clinging onto your back. ]

[inconversable]

[... Oh. She should have expected this. Hakuno didn't even need to look back to know who it was. She makes no effort to pry Caster off.]

Ah. Tamamo... How are you?

[kitsunemimi]

[ Good because prying Caster off at this point is ludicrous. Also, wet Caster body all up against Hakuno's back because this is a pool party and this situation warrants such actions! ]

Even better, since I get to hug my cute Master. Have you missed me? Has your heart weeped painfully to long for me? Oops! Tamamo forgot you don't know her very well! Eeheehee! ♥

Kya!

[ Nope not going to let her a moment to ruminate ]

Tamamo could tell that her Master was the most gorgeous , but your attire just seals the deal!

[inconversable]

[Ah.

Well, this actually isn't so bad. Praise to the Beach/Pool Episode Gods! Hakuno's back feels like paradise... even if her stoic expression really doesn't make that obvious.

And talk away, Caster. Hakuno's too passive to give a quick response. Though, that compliment...]

Oh, thank you.

[Okay, maybe Hakuno does need to glance back a bit. From what she can see... She gives a small smile.]

Tamamo looks good too. Very cute. [PROTAG SWAG MAXIMUM.]