[it is always a good day when he doesn't get automatically punched in the face

also he is twenty-seven...]

"Kyle?" You're really just reaching here. Anyway, that wasn't my issue to begin with-by all means, go ahead and fight it.

[...he would do some petty killstealing here but Change Relics are immune to Wind, as he had the displeasure of finding out earlier, so he is just going to take out that Primitive Idol that's personally targeting him.]