THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Who: Everyone in Prospero!
What: Issei's birthday party
When: The evening of Saturday, March 3rd
Where: The entire karaoke parlor.  Sakurako rented the whole thing out for everybody.
Warnings: Probably none, but who the hell knows!

[Well, it's Saturday night, and as promised, Sakurako has spent the entire week calling and texting every citizen of Prospero she could get a hold of in preparation for Issei's 18th birthday party.  The entire karaoke parlor is rented out, including the larger rooms.  Drinks both alcoholic and non-alcoholic are included, and everyone is free to mingle as they wish.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

She shouldn't and she won't if she wants to avoid jail time.

[scorpiospider]

Issei? This is Lusus. A pirate.

[unknownrival]

I will drag her there myself.

[scorpiospider]

We pirates don't fear such stupid things like jail time! It's dumb and stupid and dumb and my drink's empty. Excuse me!

[unknownrival]

[Super arm grab!]

No.

[scorpiospider]

But Isseeeeeeeei! I'm thirsty!

[unknownrival]

Water.

[scorpiospider]

Ew.

[Oh wait, there was vodka over there. And it was clear like water.]

[unknownrival]

[Yank.]

You know that's not water, Vriska.

[scorpiospider]

But it's cleeeeeeeear.

[unknownrival]

It's alcoholic and you're having none of it.

[scorpiospider]

Iiiiiiiisseeeeeeeeiiiiiiii... [All the vowels drawn out. All of them. She's particularly whiny today]

[unknownrival]

Absolutely not.

[scorpiospider]

Just one more? I mean I'm already drunk so it's not going to be like it's any worse.

[unknownrival]

No. You can and will get worse, not to mention I was against you drinking in the first place.

[scorpiospider]

But Isseeeeeeeei... [Her arms wrap around his waist] ... ooh, warm.

[unknownrival]

You are not going to change my mind by snuggling.

[scorpiospider]

It's so cool how you humans are always so warm. [Snuggle] You guys are almost hot!

[unknownrival]

Thank you, I suppose?

[scorpiospider]

[She giggled, snuggling into him.]

[And reaching around him, "accidentally" grabbing his butt before groping for the bottle]

[unknownrival]

Vriska!

[Eeep. He smacks her hand away a bit belatedly.]

[scorpiospider]

Whaaaaaaaat? It was there. And ungrabbed. Like the bottle.

[unknownrival]

That was not an invitation.

[scorpiospider]

Is that an invitation now? Because it's grabbable. And good.

[unknownrival]

No, Vriska. It is not.