[Open] Screw that event party.

[unknownrival]

Who: Everybody!
What: A party to lift everyone's spirits.
When: Afternoon of the 3rd.
Where: Gilgamesh's swank pad isn't being used anymore, right? Okay. There.
Rating: PG-13 max. That means you Ryuunosuke :|

[Issei wasn't one for parties, normally, but he knew that he and everyone else needed a pick-me-up. Therefore, he'd picked up some food, thrown together a bit of decorations, turned on some light music, and declared it a party.

Parties were about the people anyway, right? And one thing he found little fault in in Prospero was the people.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

I'm a mean person.

[scorpiospider]

[She glared at him for exactly eight seconds before dissolving into giggles] I can't imagine you being mean at all! [Vriska poked him, grinning madly] No, really, why isn't there any booze?

[unknownrival]

I'm under the drinking age, I'm not allowed to buy any.

[scorpiospider]

And why does that stop you? I mean, there are toooooooons of ways you can get it!

[unknownrival]

Legally?

[scorpiospider]

Why does it have to be legal?

[unknownrival]

Because I said so.

[scorpiospider]

You're no fun.

[unknownrival]

This is news?

[scorpiospider]

[She stuck her tongue out at him]

[unknownrival]

It's unladylike to do that.

[scorpiospider]

Good thing I'm a pirate, not a lady, huh?

[unknownrival]

Well. I didn't want to say anything worse than that.

[scorpiospider]

You were thinking of something worse? Like what, hm?

[unknownrival]

Not in public, really.

[scorpiospider]

Thinking of something naughty? Like whaaaaaaaat, Issei?

[unknownrival]

Not naughty. Just not appropriate for a party.

[scorpiospider]

And what couldn't be appropriate for a party, hm? Whaaaaaaaat?

[unknownrival]

I'll tell you later!

[scorpiospider]

Why not now? Here, whisper it to me.

[unknownrival]

Later.

[scorpiospider]

You're no fun. [Pout]

[unknownrival]

None at all, we've discussed this.

[scorpiospider]

[Pout. Poooooooouuuuuuuut. She's trying to weaponize the pout]

[unknownrival]

You can't win me over with that.