IRON WAITER: Whose serving will reign supreme???

[kitsunemimi]

Who: Caster (Tamamo-no-mae), Archer (Gilgamesh), Lancer (Cú chulainn) and YOU!
What: Servants actually doing their job
When: January 16th, Evening, before Dark Hour
Where: At Prospero's fanciest French restaurant
Rating: Pg-13; language, potential table-flipping/violence

[ The restaurant is abuzz with activity this evening! After much pleading and deliberation, the management has graciously allowed three "experienced Servants" to wait tables and to serve wonderful guests to some of the fanciest, most elegant French Cuisine on this side of Prospero Island! Good idea in theory, except somehow management didn't get the notice to perform a background check on these "professional servants"... ]

[[ OOC:: Feel free to tag one of the prompts by one of these three! You will be in their precious care at the restaurant tables up front, or you can steal away to the back and into the break room to harass encourage their efforts! Come alone, bring friends, take pictures! ]]

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[king_of_heroes]

[ Yeah, it figures this place would fuck everything up for him. But at least he can attempt to make things better. Maybe. ]

Right you are. I'll return it and have a word with the chef.

[ ....Which ends up in even more yelling, and what sounds like several dishes breaking. He'll return a bit later with another plate that looks.. slightly my ediable but not really by much. Nevermind the fact that he's obviously lost some of his composure because at this point? He'd love nothing more than to just blow this entire resturaunt up. ]

Again, I apologize for the inconvience and-- I'll just go ahead and pay for your meal this evening. This is no way a damnable resturant to be.

[blackestomen]

[This time, the arguing in the kitchen isn't quite as funny. Good wine was a matter of hitting the good stash. But preparing a dish required skill, and you can't just shout skill into someone.

When he returns with a new dish, she sighs dramatically before she samples it again.]

...nnh. No. Take it away. Perhaps the dessert course will make up for it. This is no way for a restaurant to be, but it is certainly how the restaurants in this world seem to operate. Poorly.

[More wine? Yes. More wine.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Maybe he should just... give her the bottle.

Seriously, this place has become so horrible he's pretty much stopped giving a damn about the contest with a certain fox eared girl and kind of wants to just blow it all up. If only he had access to his treasury...

But you know what? The desserts actually look pretty good, compared to the horridness that the "food" must have been. That's why he's bringing out a tray full of assorting goodies. ]

If these aren't any good, I'm just going to blow this place up. It's a waste of space and damaging to the reputation of such esteemed royalty.

[blackestomen]

[The bottle? She'd happily take it, but this may not be an excellent idea....

Her hopes dare rise when she sees reasonably complicated desserts brought out. Something sweet? Yes, she could tolerate something sweet. She selected a fruit tart.]

...are you literally going to make this entire place explode?

[Her fork was lifted, ready to cut into the tart, but it freezes. She hesitates, a look of surprise flashing across her face. And then followed by delight.]

Are you actually capable of such a thing?

[king_of_heroes]

[ And now he's actually thinking about it. Great. ]

If this place hadn't seen fit to robbing me of my treasury, I could easily accomplish such a task. But, it's still a task I could accomplish. I would only need to procure enough explosives.

[blackestomen]

[This is interesting... but also disappointing, in a way.]

Explosives? If I'm to understand you correctly, that would mean relying upon... devices to destroy this place? Tsk. But that can't be helped, seeing as we are lacking in our expected powers...

[She finally samples the tart, and she lapses into silence as she assesses it. And remains quiet as she goes back for another bite. Seems that the awful kitchens can produce a dessert that will please the fussy queen.]