IRON WAITER: Whose serving will reign supreme???

[kitsunemimi]

Who: Caster (Tamamo-no-mae), Archer (Gilgamesh), Lancer (Cú chulainn) and YOU!
What: Servants actually doing their job
When: January 16th, Evening, before Dark Hour
Where: At Prospero's fanciest French restaurant
Rating: Pg-13; language, potential table-flipping/violence

[ The restaurant is abuzz with activity this evening! After much pleading and deliberation, the management has graciously allowed three "experienced Servants" to wait tables and to serve wonderful guests to some of the fanciest, most elegant French Cuisine on this side of Prospero Island! Good idea in theory, except somehow management didn't get the notice to perform a background check on these "professional servants"... ]

[[ OOC:: Feel free to tag one of the prompts by one of these three! You will be in their precious care at the restaurant tables up front, or you can steal away to the back and into the break room to harass encourage their efforts! Come alone, bring friends, take pictures! ]]

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Tables; It's Tamamo time!

[kitsunemimi]

[ Tamamo is the best, okay? Let her serve you, okay?? Tamamo expects to win this little competition with high spirits and positive energy, on top of her already amazing serving skills. So you'll tip lots and help her win, right? Right? ]

[harpbeat]

Sup.

[Eater hasn't talked to Tamamo yet like this, but hey, he knows her secondhand.]

What's the special tonight?

[kitsunemimi]

Welcome, young Master!

[ Tamamo bows deeply with her hands held together before her.

Time to show this world what this girl can do!!!!! ]

...

Special?

[doudemoe]

[The video had actually been entertaining to watch, enough that it convinces Minato to come here, out of morbid curiosity. Even if it's a French restaurant, there should be something cheap enough for his current budget, right?]

Good evening.

[kitsunemimi]

Welcome esteemed Master!

[ All the bowing! Though she seems to be forgetting something... ]

Ara? Ara ara? Where is the menu? Where--kyaa--Tamamo forgot to bring them! Tamamo will be right back! Eeheehee!

[ And just like that she's gone! ]

[golden_witch]

[Beato's beloved Tamamo in a maid dress? Someone get her a tissue for the oncoming nosebleed.]

S...So cute. I...I can't take it. Tamamo has Beatrice's vote forever.~ ♥

[kitsunemimi]

Eeheehee. I'd let you take a picture if you'd like, Beatrice-sama. ♥

[ Because what is actually serving her customer.......... ]

[yewbow]

[God knows why he ended up here. Maybe because he isn't really acquainted with Lancer, and had very bad impression of Gil.]

Hee... You're actually doing your assigned job, eh?

[kitsunemimi]

Ah. Archer.

[ Her normal jubilant attitude tanks a little, but she'll set a menu before him on the table. After much practice she actually sets the right one in front of him. ]

Of course. It's Tamamo's duty for tonight, is it not?

Tables; Golden Service

[king_of_heroes]

[ And here we have the Charismatic Pretty King Waiter. Why would you even bother picking the other two losers over him? He's as handsome as they come, and you can probably revel in the fact that you're making this jerk do something for you for once. Only odd thing is he's actually being well-mannered... for now. Enjoy it while you can! I mean, unless you want to piss him off. But that wouldn't be very nice! Just give him all your money and he won't secretly plot your death at a later date, okay? ♥ ]

[heavenscorpse]

Gilgamesh~

[V/V of course picked her favorite instantly.]

I didn't know you were thinking about working here.

[king_of_heroes]

[ Oh, V/V. It might be harder staying 'in character' around someone he's so used to being himself around. Still, he'll attempt his best. He'll greet her with a polite bow, shortly after handing her a menu. ]

Good evening, Madam. What will you be having tonight?

[ Totally refusing to comment on these circumstances, though. ]

[blackestomen]

[Zeal hadn't come out tonight with the intention of getting involved in any competitive nonsense. She just wanted a good meal. One up to the standards of royalty, damn it. How nice of the hotel to have provided an extravagant gift card for this place! French food was of the highest quality, yes?

It had better be.]

Ah. You will be serving me tonight? [She smiles, and there's a subtle menace in it.] What do you recommend?

[king_of_heroes]

[ Sadly, Gilgamesh has never really eaten here before, so he can't really vouch for the quality of lack therefore of. But if there's one thing he's mastered in his life time? It's bullshitting. And so with the all the charm in the world, he'll greet her with a bow. ]

Good evening, madam. I'm assure you anything you order will be to your liking. Though I might suggest the...


[ No, he didn't just peak at the menu okay. There is no way anyone would have noticed! ]

Ratatouille.

I am sorry orz

[kitsunemimi]

[ BEEP BEEP INCOMING HIGH SPEED RUNAWAY DESSERT CART WITH A TAMAMO QUICKLY CHASING IT WITH TRAJECTORIES LINED UP FOR YOU BLONDIE ]

Noo!!! Come back come back come baaaaack!

[hellburner]

[There is no way this will not end in a dine-and-dash.]

Gol-diiiiiie~

[stagecontroller]

[ So, there's a righter here who never thought this would be possible.....

Have a polite smile. ]

the latest but...

[ex_cashcow493]

[ TIME FOR PAYBACK FOR THAT EPISODE OF CARNIVAL PHANTASM... ]

Gilgamesh. [ Hey, she hasn't used his title to him directly in some time now. PROGRESS?? ] Will you show me to my table or will you just keep me waiting here for the rest of the eve?

Tables; Ulster-style.

[athngabla]

[ Finally, there's surprise contestant number three! Who, coincidentally, doesn't even realize there's a competition of any sort going on. He's treating this much as he treats the nights he works bar-tending, so if you happen to be a regular there, it's a familiar sight. Chatting in a casual, friendly manner, and treating everyone like an old friend or longtime acquaintance. ]

[trueempress]

Good evening. It will be my first time dining here, so please leave a good impression on me.

[Sorry, other two, Sanaki goes with what she knows. She also gets the best food in the snottiest food country on the continent, so... good luck.]

[croibhristeoir]

[Just...staring at this utter insanity between Tamamo and Gilgamesh.]

[Then turning to Lancer with a completely bewildered look.]

...my only intention was to pick up some kind of dessert for Arturia. Was this a poor choice of days to do so?

[monohoshizao]

[Because you'll be the best to chill with him, Ransaa. He cast a small glance at the other two before slipping his seat somewhere around Lancer's bar.]

Quite a nice sight here, isn't it?

[chroimilis]

[ See, she was just walking down the street when she recognized Lancer enough to sneak in. ]

The legend once more appears! I am the most fortunate of lasses, aren't I?

BREAK ROOM

[kitsunemimi]

[ Perhaps you have some choice words with one of the servers. Perhaps you're bored. Or perhaps you're just on your way to the bathroom! Regardless, you'll walk by a room with a sign on it that reads "BREAK ROOM". Specifically for the employees of this fine dining establishment, but it's not like it's going to deter any of the adventurous customers from adventuring right?

Here you can expect the servants and fellow employees at their unfinest when they don't actually have to serve anyone. Also feel free to mingle! ]

[golden_witch]

[Employees only? Pfft. Beato's going to sneak in here to pester a certain arrogant blonde.]

Well, don't you clean up nice~?