The Masquerade Ball Begins

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Who: William Shakespeare and EVERYONE
Where: His playboy Mansion
When: Friday 16th
Summary: Shakespeare organized a Masquerade Ball.
Rating: PG



[ Shakespeare work hard and organized the best thing ever. Or at least he spent tons of money in this party. Soon the day arrived and everything was ready for this to be a night people would never be able to forget. HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY CONSIDERING WHAT IT'S AWAITING FOR HIM

Okay, Miyu kinda fails to this quick things. I'm gonna work in the sub threads, excuse me. Also, feel free to make new ones and remember to put your tag here.

Please wait until I strike this text before replying ;w; GO WILD AND FEEL FREE TO MAKE PERSONAL THREADS AS WELL. ]

Comments

[myblimpisbigger]

[He'd know that pink hair anywhere. It's his replacement goldfish Bangladesh DuPree! Who is looking remarkably ladylike. He privately doesn't think it suits her, but at least she had the good sense to pick a dress of a color that wouldn't clash with her hair.

Which is definitely not natural, no matter what she says.]

I never thought I would see you of all people in a dress.

[hellburner]

[IT IS NATURAL, ASSHAT.]

[but this sucks. the dress sucks, the fancy atmosphere sucks, the having to look all nice sucks and she could not possibly hate it more. Rider is sort of like one of those poor miserable cats put into a cute sweater and preparing to scratch the eyes out of anyone that looks at it funny.]

I can't stand the thing. William's lucky I tolerate him, otherwise I might have just gone to the bar and kept my damned pants on.

[myblimpisbigger]

I fail to see why you couldn't simply wear slightly more formal pants than you normally do.

[Ladies in pants at a formal social function? The scandal! But no seriously, he's confused as to why this didn't occur to her. There are some damn fine pants-based ensembles for ladies out there.]

[hellburner]

I have my reasons. Namely, the four pistols you can't see in holsters on my legs.

[Smirk.]

I'd like to see someone hide those while wearing pants.

[myblimpisbigger]

Four pistols?

That's nothing.

I knew a woman who could hide five pistols, two daggers, several vials of poison and a sword in nothing but her underthings and a corset.

[hellburner]

Alright, color me impressed.

But I never said those were the only weapons I had on me.

[myblimpisbigger]

[He laughs. This is nice: it's not the sort of dry conversation he's used to at these sorts of parties.]

And I suppose you can't mention the others or their hiding places in polite company?

[hellburner]

Not counting the knives in my shoes, yeah.

I don't like going anywhere unarmed. And annoyingly enough, my pistols are only good for one shot before I have to reload.

[myblimpisbigger]

Carrying multiple weapons is always advisable, even without limited shots. You never know when even a loaded pistol may fail to fire. That is why I tend towards swords: They don't need to be reloaded and they cannot jam.