The Masquerade Ball Begins

[stagecontroller]

Who: William Shakespeare and EVERYONE
Where: His playboy Mansion
When: Friday 16th
Summary: Shakespeare organized a Masquerade Ball.
Rating: PG



[ Shakespeare work hard and organized the best thing ever. Or at least he spent tons of money in this party. Soon the day arrived and everything was ready for this to be a night people would never be able to forget. HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY CONSIDERING WHAT IT'S AWAITING FOR HIM

Okay, Miyu kinda fails to this quick things. I'm gonna work in the sub threads, excuse me. Also, feel free to make new ones and remember to put your tag here.

Please wait until I strike this text before replying ;w; GO WILD AND FEEL FREE TO MAKE PERSONAL THREADS AS WELL. ]

Comments

[enjoymyatelier]

[man kayneth, you can do this. you can be the big man here. you don't have to say anything.

you can just walk away. it'll be cool. no one will-]

Is it really that difficult to grasp the basic concept behind this occasion?

[oh my god, you stupid motherfucker, i don't even know why i bother with you]

[croibhristeoir]

Yes, because medieval Ireland was so well known for its extravagant masquerades. [Fun fact, kids! Sarcasm is 10x more effective if you use it with the nicest possible smile!] I need not defend mere forgetfulness to you, Kayneth-dono.

[Could an honorific sound any more like 'go fuck yourself'? Probably not.]

I see it was too difficult for you to refrain from showing your arrogant face where I'm certain you for the most part were not wanted.

[Or, in terms Diarmuid won't use because he's too polite, 'no one wants you here, get lost'.]

[enjoymyatelier]

It's right there in the name.

[linguistic roots, motherfucker, do you speak them.]

I would think that you of all people would find them fairly convenient, myself.

[SINCE YOU INSIST YOU'RE NOT A WOMANIZER AND ALL, which Kayneth has juuuust enough self-preservation to only imply.]

Ah, then your little army is here, then?

[croibhristeoir]

[bitch, i only speak gaelic, japanese, whatever this is, and murder.]

[In response to the smart remark about wearing a mask, Diarmuid reacted in a way any sane person might have found terrifying. He smiled, the kind that suggested this was a man about to snap and do something very Not Good.]

I have for my part tried to discourage them, if only because I find breaking you in half would be a waste of their energy. But I can only convince them of so much.

[enjoymyatelier]

I suppose that I'll see about that.

[croibhristeoir]

Do not expect me to guard you, as I have had quite enough of that job.

[enjoymyatelier]

Believe me, it's the last thing I'd expect from you.

[croibhristeoir]

We've long since passed the point where that might have insulted me.

[enjoymyatelier]

If you're saying that, then why are you assuming your last statement would have insulted me?

[croibhristeoir]

Oh, you think that was meant as an insult? Forgive me, I thought you smart enough to discern mockery from facts.

[enjoymyatelier]

And what do you think I was doing?